Wednesday, November 05, 2008

History!

Congratulations, Barack!

I heard something really cool on the radio the other day...

Rosa sat, so Martin could march, so Barack could run, so our children can fly.

Sad that after the announcement, McCain supporters I know were heard to have said the following...

XXX is sad that just barely over half the country took a giant dump on our next four years. Godspeed America.

YYY says that the results of the election show that Obama is definitely smarter than the mindless masses that elected him.


Fortunately, Senator McCain was much more gracious in his concession speech.

Another friend said something I hadn't considered. He's happy we've elected our first Hawaiian president. :)

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Saturday, November 01, 2008

Halloween '08

Halloween was a lot of fun, this year.

I've been wanting to create a haunted house, and took the first steps this year. In previous years I've just had candy at the front door, but this year, I opened the garage.

I placed a banquet table at the front of the garage, and covered it with a black sheet. There was a large bowl holding 5.5 lbs of chocolate bars (Twix, Kit Kat, Snickers, Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, Butterfinger, and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups), and another large bowl holding about 50 one ounce containers of assorted colors of Play Doh. Believe it or not, the bigger kids (junior and senior high school age) really seem to dig the Play Doh.

Also on the table where a number of mini pumpkins, skulls and LCD candies Corrii brought. (Corrii and Darren were here, and Greg for a short while.) LCD candles are definitely the way to go. They look just as cool, and prevent trick or treaters from catching fire while leaning into the candy bowl to see what's available. :)

Corrii also brought a couple strands of purple lights, which I strung up over the entrance to the garage. I hung black sheets to the sides of the garage, partially blocking off anything I had stored against the walls. I also hung black sheets about 2/3 of the way back in the garage, shortening the space. I pulled out the fluorescent elements in the overhead light fixtures, and installed black lights. (Note to self, two black lights isn't enough. Next year, four.)

Corrii also brought a piece of cloth which had more or less been cut into the shape of a ghost, and it glowed quite nicely under the black light. I hung it up between the black lights. I hung a strand of skulls from the basketball hoop over the entrance to the garage, as well as a number of black cloaked figured I picked up a few years ago, depicting a witch, a specter, a pumpkin head, and a vampire.

We had a couple groups of trick or treaters come by while the sun was still up, which was odd. Probably around 5:30. And our last batch of kids arrived around 8:30.

I get a lot of older kids, who, as mentioned, always seem excited to see Play Doh on the table. Many come in costume, but there's invariably a group or two who don't bother (sigh). One group claimed to be dressed as gang bangers.

Last year, one of the neighbors was carrying around his toddler, dressed as a bee. This year the kid could walk on his own, and was, dressed in a zebra costume.

One was dressed as Darth Vader, but was only wearing the body armor. His mom was carrying the helmet, and his dad the light saber. Heh, I'd previously been telling Darren that a couple years earlier some kid showed up dressed in a gorilla outfit, but carrying the costume head. I told him he didn't get any candy 'til he put the mask on, which he did. He then grabbed some candy, and asked if he could take the mask off. Said it was too hot. :)

What was really nice about this year is that a lot of the kids commented on how mine was the best house on the street. Looking around, it would appear I was the only one who really went all out on decoration -- and that's nothing compared to a house around the corner, and up a couple of blocks. They have lights up all over the place, mostly orange, with all manner of decoration in the yard. Ghosts, ghouls, zombies, coffins... it looks amazing.

Next year I'm thinking of plywood facades, painted black, and covered with neon designs. More black lights (as mentioned), and occupying more space within the garage. There's an indoor mini golf at the Great Mall in Milpitas, all decorated with neon and black lights. It looks really neat. I'd like to do something similar, only more creepy. (The Mall design appears to be an underwater scene -- I'm thinking ghosts, coffins, etc.)

All told, it looks as though the kids took maybe 4.5 lbs of the chocolate, and took about 2/3 of the Play Dohs. Pretty good. It's hard to estimate how many groups will come buy.

Oh, oh, I forgot to mention the single most exciting part of the evening. Even the raccoons came out! I usually don't see the neighborhood family of raccoons until after midnight, but this evening they went trotting across my driveway, into the front yard, around 7:30 PM. This, of course, set off Toby, which in turn startled the raccoons. While the first one made it across the driveway, the second hid under my car. I put Toby in the house, so the 'coon would come out of hiding, which he finally did. But then, almost at the edge of the driveway, something spooked him again, and he ran all the way back and hid under the car again. Heh, heh. A while later he ran out from under the car, across the street, and along the sidewalk. Say, five minutes later, another one went running across the driveway, and another about 10 minutes after that. Was very interesting.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Election Haiku

I was having some fun...

John McCain tells me
He's the better candidate
I'll vote for That One

Senator McCain
Deregulation and war
I'm voting Barack

Caribou Barbie
Ready to be President?
Not a chance in hell

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2008 Ballot

I just dropped my ballot in the mail. In spite of my local polling place being at the high school across the street, my entire precinct is required to vote absentee as there are fewer than 250 people in the precinct. Odd. So, I vote by mail.

This year's ballot was hideous. Twelve propositions, 9 measures, and a bunch of local positions I didn't vote on as I know nothing about the people in question. Three of them were related to West Valley College. Trustees, I think it was. I didn't care, instead deciding to leave that with people actually involved in the college.

My significant votes are as follows...

For President, I voted That One. That's Barack Obama, for those of you who missed the second "debate".

On Prop 8, I voted No. The basic premise of our Constitution is life, liberty, and the purfuit of happineff. How any person could vote in favor of a denial of rights is beyond me. And frankly, I'm getting sick of the argument that marriage is traditionally between a man and a woman. So what? Societies evolve. "Oh, but the purpose of marriage is to procreate!" Really? I know married couples who don't have kids, or who have married for financial reasons. And if a married couple hasn't produced children within a year, should they be required to separate?

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Friday, October 03, 2008

Groaners

Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron!" "Are you sure," asks the other? "Yes," says the first, "I'm positive."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says, "One for me, and one for the road."

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a mussel.

I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day, but couldn't find any.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was stapled to the punk rocker.

A man woke up in the hospital, after a serious accident. "Doctor," he says, "I can't feel my legs!" "I know," replied the doctor. "I've cut off your arms."

"Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'."
"Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual..."

A man took his rottweiler to the vet, complaining about crossed eyes. "Is there anything you can do for him," he asks the vet? "Well," says the vet, "let's take a look at him." So he picks up the dog, examines his eyes, and checks his teeth. Finally he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "Why," asks the man, "because he's cross-eyed?" "No," answers the vet, "because he's really heavy."

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

House Work

Ah, the endless joys of home ownership.

A couple of months ago, I had the plumbing in the bathrooms replaces with copper. The old galvanized crap was spewing rusty water. It'd actually been doing that as long as I'd been here, but I'd grown accustomed to letting the water run clear first.

I finally got tired of it, and had it replaced. Now, no more orange water.

I have a number of projects going on right now. First, I've been replacing the drywall in the master bedroom, and in the bedroom adjacent. When I first bought the place, I'd wanted to remove the wall and turn the master into a suite. But it occurred to me, it's just me and the dog, why do I need such a large room? So there's been framing between the two, but no drywall. I just finished putting fresh drywall up. Now I need to start mudding.

I'm also putting up fresh green board in the guest bath. When I moved in, there was only a tub there -- no shower. So I removed the two feet of tile that was over the tub, removed the drywall, and will be putting in new tile. When the plumbers were here, I also had them extend the tub tubing up for a shower nozzle. I still need to put up the greenboard on the wet wall, following their visit, and I need to patch a couple of holes they made in the master bath, when replacing the shower tubing there. (Since I was already working on drywalling, and had drywall, I didn't see much point in paying them additional dollars to patch their holes.)

Unfortunately, I had to postpone repairing the roof, with the layoff. That could be a bad thing, considering winter's approaching. But I'm still paying off my sister's debt (grr), and without a job at the moment, don't think it'd be a good idea start another project.

The fun project will be Halloween. This year I plan on opening the garage, and having some sort of haunted thing going on. I've already mentioned it to some friends, who'll be helping. I'm thinking black lights and florescent paint. The creepier, the better. Can't make it too scary, though -- I do get little kids coming by.

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In other news...

McCain seems to have failed to gain any ground over Obama in Friday's debate. That Obama was able to hold his own against McCain on foreign policy, the area in which McCain is supposedly strong, is a good thing.

Sadly, during the debate, I saw bits and pieces of the McCain I used to like. I'd still be willing to consider him as a candidate, but for his desire to keep us in Iraq, and his selection of Palin as a running mate.

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I refinanced the house last month, cutting $400 off my monthly expenses. Woot! What with the layoff, lowering the mortgage is a good thing. I also switched my DSL from Earthlink to AT&T, and haven't experienced a single failure. Earthlink was DREADFUL. For almost six years, my connection would drop multiple times a day. And for the several days before I finally switched, I was seeing 2,000 ms pings (for those who don't know what that means, it means I may as well have been passing notes on paper, than communicating electronically).

The switch to AT&T also had the benefit of cutting that expense by $20 a month, and increased my download speed by almost 4x.

Did I mention Earthlink was crap?

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Toby's doing well, though he seems terminally bored. Even when I manage to get him playing, he loses interest in that after only a couple of minutes. He's fine, per his last physical a few months ago, so I'm not sure what's going on. He just seems to prefer to lie around the house. He used to bring me toys all the time, to play fetch or tug. He's only six -- I wouldn't have expected him to lose interest in playing just yet.

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Redid the Page

Oh, I also reverted back to my old page, making the blog appear first and eliminating the horribly useless main page. This one's fine.

Ages, again

Once again, months without an update.

The Job

Sadly, the job ended a week ago. I was a contractor, so it was going to happen eventually. I wasn't alone in this, as a "restructuring" resulted in many people being let go. The downside to start-ups is that they have to trim staff from time to time, to keep themselves going until the next round of funding.

I've been working 27 years -- 17 of which in the software industry. In all this time, I can honestly say this was the funnest job I've ever held. I actually enjoyed going to work in the morning. I'm bummed they had to let so many people go, as I'd really been looking forward to making Multiverse my long-term career. I'm hoping that I'll be able to return one day, should another round of funding arrive.

Until then, I need to start the job search again. I've been looking into other gaming options in the Bay Area -- EA, Trion, Cryptic, Linden. I'd be interested in working on Stargate Worlds, if Cheyenne were in a decent location (i.e. here, rather than in Mesa, AZ). :)

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

iPhone Again

I pulled my iPhone 3G countdown timer off my site, as I no longer give a shit. AT&T's screwing their existing customers (as mentioned in my prior post), and Steve Jobs misled the public at WWDC, when he announced $199 and $299 for the two new phones.

I spent 20 minutes on the phone with AT&T today, explaining why I feel I'm getting screwed here, and pointing out that I was forced to upgrade last time -- it wasn't an upgrade of my choice, but one of AT&T's choice (i.e. shutting down their CDMA network).

Apparently I'm not the only one who called and complained about it, as the CSR read me a memo, explaining that companies routinely shut down old services in favor of new ones, i.e. the impeding switch from analog to digital television, and that shutting down CDMA was to my benefit, as it provided better service and communication, blah, blah, blah.

Both companies get a D- for how this one was handled. :(

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Friday, July 04, 2008

iPhoneverse

Again, a stretch without any updates. So here's a tome.

The iPhone

I'd planned on getting an iPhone 3G on July 11th, but it seems AT&T plans on screwing existing customers. An AT&T customer, who isn't currently using an iPhone, has to be "eligible" to upgrade to an iPhone. I am not, because... several months ago I was forced to upgrade my old phone, because AT&T shut down their CDMA network. Had I not upgraded my old phone, it wouldn't work any longer with AT&T's cellular network.

And since I wasn't working, I wasn't about to pay the small fortune for the original iPhone.

But I am working now (see below), and a new iPhone has been released, so I'd planned on getting one.

However, since I'm not eligible, due to my prior upgrade, AT&T tells me they'll be more than happy to let me upgrade for an additional $200 over Apple's price on the phone.

WTF?

I fired off an email to AT&T complaining about this idiotic decision, but I doubt it'll go anywhere. They're looking for a means of fleecing yet more money off their customers, without regard for their having forced their customers to upgrade when they shut down their CDMA network.

The Job

I'm now working at Multiverse, a game company in Mountain View. It's a 6-8 week contract position, and I need to make sure it turns into a permanent position. I've been there two weeks, and like all the people there, and find the work interesting, and hope it all works out.

Yesterday I spent the day doing battle with Microsoft (ugh). I have a process running as a Windows service, and needed to have this process perform some background operations updating some files on a server. Only services run as LocalService, which didn't have permission to write to the directories in question. So I changed the properties on the service to log in as me, but upon restarting the service, the restart failed.

Looking into this I learned that I had to specifically grant permission to my account to log in as a service. But the Local Security Policy utility, which used to be in the Administrative Tools panel, isn't there any longer. I checked XP and Vista boxes in the office, and it's just plain gone.

Searching around further, I found a command-line tool (yes, a command-line tool) on the Microsoft site, for Windows 2003 Server. This tool, when run, gives a list of options, changing the security policy of the specified user account. Only there wasn't an option to update my account to permit logging in as a service.

So I did some more searching, and found another page on the Microsoft site, listing some more options, which weren't given by the security tool (sigh). Sure enough, on the web site, was an option to grant an account permission to log on as a service.

So I ran the tool, started up the service, ran the background process I wanted to execute, and sure enough... it ran! Woot!

For the life of me, I can't understand what idiocy would direct Microsoft to make it so difficult for a user to manage their own account security settings.

Anyway, this is an example of some of the things I've been working on. In my work at Oracle, I never had to deal with Windows at this level. There I'd log in, and start writing code. There was to dealing with services, or security policies, or things like that. So it's all new, and fun.

I figured, after taking 2.5 years off, that it'd take a while to get back into the work routine. I figured about a month, and think that after two weeks I'm finally back into the routine. Yesterday was great, solving this Microsoft problem. There were other accomplishments, but I can't really discuss them.

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